Payment Methods

PLEASE REVIEW THE AVAILABLE PAYMENT OPTIONS BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER

1. Bank Transfer

1.1 Availability

This payment method is available to both UK and international customers.

1.2 Payment Instructions

Upon placing your order, payment instructions will be emailed to you immediately. Please ensure your email address is entered correctly to avoid delays and check your inbox is not full too.

2. Cash in Post (GBP)

2.1 Availability

This option is available to both UK and international customers.

2.2 Payment Instructions

After placing your order, payment instructions will be sent to you via email.

3. Payment Options at Checkout

3.1 Dynamic Availability

The payment methods displayed at checkout reflect our currently available options. If a previously used method or one listed here is unavailable, this is not an error and means the option is unavailable right now.

3.2 Importance of Reading Payment Instructions

Always review the payment instruction emails sent with each new order. Details such as bank account information or postal addresses may change, and we will not be held responsible for payments sent to outdated details.

4. Why Don’t We Accept Card or PayPal Payments?

4.1 Our wee business is classed as a ‘High Risk’ business

For an amazing explanation of what that is and why we (and our competitors) are snookered in using ‘normal’ payment methods, check out this depressingly informative blog post made by a fintech expert who understands the system better than pretty much anyone, why it’s unfair and why even companies as huge as Steam are in the same boat:

Payment Processor Fun: Making your own MSP

Last updated on 24th August, 2025